Today

Today is my first day as a "blogger!"  I decided to start blogging because my brain seems to have a lot to say about very random things...and this is a great way to let my brain express itself, I guess.  The thoughts are very random, very spontaneous, and often times very opinionated.  So I guess I will start with some random nonsense to introduce myself:
As a 32-year old mother of three, I'd like to say that I have a pretty good grip on things.  Others probably think otherwise, but that's their opinion.  Most days, I am able to get out of the door without forgetting anybody.  Usually I am somewhat clean, fully clothed, and shoes usually match.  Three days a week I have to function at work as a physical therapist, and most of the time that is not terribly difficult.  It's the two days at home with all three little kids (4y.o, 2y.o, and 10-week old) that make me realize that I am not quite to my desired "Wonder Woman" status.  Working on that one...
Speaking of the "Wonder Woman" status (which will hereafter be referred to as WWS), I would like to explain why being Wonder Woman is part of my lifetime goals:
When I was 8 years old, I remember my mother asking me "What do you want to be when you grow up?"  At first, I responded "A boy."  Being a boy seemed pretty cool, as they could take their shirts off and stand around and no one would bat an eye.  They could pee anywhere they wanted, STANDING UP, and not have to worry about the availability of toilet paper.  So, I personally think that was a great answer.  But once reality set-in, I changed my answer to "I want to be Wonder Woman."  I probably should have stuck with the first answer, because all that would take is a wardobe change and possibly some drug and surgical interventions.  Achieving WWS (as defined by me, not DC Comics) is a lot more challenging than what my 8-year-old self must of thought. 

Anyway, it's really hard to blog with so many "distractions!"  I probably should have thought about that before we had three kids!  Apparently everyone is hungry, and that means that I need to feed them...Maybe someday Wonder Woman will be able to do this using magic.  But I am not at that level, so to the kitchen it is!